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Joke: Pardon Me
A man has just checked into a hotel and is getting on the elevator when he bumps into a lady who is also getting on the elevator. His hand accidentally brushes her breast in the encounter and of course they are both embarrassed. He apologized by saying, "Madam, I know that if your heart is as soft as your breast, then you will have no problem forgiving me".
The lady answered by saying, "Sir, if you are as hard as your elbow, then I'm in room 314". |
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